| pickup line: | i told my therapist about you |
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
NOPE
NOT RISKING IT
this happened to friend of mine called Stanley, Not letting it happen to me
Wut.
(via keepingupwithlorddisick)
i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care
(Source: radicaloner, via madelovebytheocean)
its harder than it seems tho
I distanced my self from my ‘best friend’
I don’t have a best friend anymore..
(Source: , via glass-eyes-and-coloredtears)
sometimes I’m chandler, sometimes I’m joey
(Source: wetbriefs, via acomputer)
if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
(Source: twistedthemusical, via stars-in-a-falling-storm)
